Season 4

The People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.

The Government Coach takes one for the team.

We're playing limbo today. How low can you go?

Time to give our bodies the royal treatment.

It's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?

With his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.

Coach announces his new female line-up.

Support is at hand.

This week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.

Coach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.

After twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.

With apologies to Peter Allen.

JP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.

Good morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarantine FM.

Soy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.

You've got this, Melbourne.

Get your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!

Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.

We're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?

One man's contact tracing adventure.

Namaste, precious snowflakes.

Coach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.

2020 makes a glorious return.

One happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.

S.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.

Coach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.

One dog calls for an end to lockdown.

We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?

With weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.

Australia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.

Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.

Want to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!

The Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.

Soy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.

The climate changes at News Corp.

Nervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.

It's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!

Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.

Coach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.

We're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?