Big Bad Stosh

The quartet tries to steal their former crosstown rival's mascot.

MertsterMeister

Stosh's convict dad busts out of the big house and sets up house at his son's place; Mert is mortified when he discovers who Bonnie dated in high school.

Not the Booth Who Shot Lincoln

Mert succumbs to a dangerous flirtation and agonizes over that perennial question, ""Do I tell the woman I love that this happened?"" Meanwhile, Eddie's desire for a big screen TV sets off a well-meaning but doomed caper.

The Unfriendly Skies

Mert succumbs to a flirtatious woman; a big television set causes big trouble.

Not The Booth Who Shot Lincoln

The guys enter a contest to win a deluxe sky box at the Stadium, and win—but they've made so many promises along the way to the contest that they're crowded out of the box and have to watch the game back at the diner.

The Unfriendly Skies

Unfriendly Skies

To prove to the guys that she has the right temperament to become an airline attendant, sassy waitress Gloria bets she can go a week without being rude.

The Birds and the Beers

The guys challenge each other to do a dangerous stunt; Mrs. Trakacs gets revenge on her neighbor, but Eddie's the one who suffers.

Eddie's Secret